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giddytf2:

the-road-less-travelledby:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

My fucking weakness. The relationship of a dog and a child. This is adorable. :’)

rainfeather5

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

christopher-whitelaw

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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ratgod:

buttercakesandteacafe:

wwitchofthewilds:

nihtendo:

daenerys-stormbitch:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 

Also its HIGHLY OFFENSIVE to breathe AIR because you MIGHT OFFEND people who identify as AIR or OXYGENKIN

THIS IS A COMPLETELY 100% REAL POST

*Stomps on the fucking grass*

just because someone made this post and its real doesnt mean its serious can ppl stop pretending these posts are serious and can ppl shut the fuck up


Why are we being embarrassingly gullible about this

ratgod:

buttercakesandteacafe:

wwitchofthewilds:

nihtendo:

daenerys-stormbitch:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 

Also its HIGHLY OFFENSIVE to breathe AIR because you MIGHT OFFEND people who identify as AIR or OXYGENKIN

THIS IS A COMPLETELY 100% REAL POST

*Stomps on the fucking grass*

just because someone made this post and its real doesnt mean its serious can ppl stop pretending these posts are serious and can ppl shut the fuck up

Why are we being embarrassingly gullible about this